CRAZY COCKTAILS YOU REALLY OUGHT TO TRY…

….And Some That May Not Go Down So Easily

From the BRAND NEW Fourth Edition of BARTENDING FOR DUMMIES, available at a bookstore near you!

CRAZY COCKTAILS YOU REALLY OUGHT TO TRY

ANTI-FREEZE

  • 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Midori

Shake with ice. Strain and serve.

MEAT & POTATO MARTINI

  • Generous Glacier Idaho Potato Vodka martini

Garnish with slice of salami

S.O.B.

  • 2 oz. Sobieski Vodka
  • 1/4 oz. Marie Brizard
  • Blackberry Brandy

Pour Sobieski Vodka over blackberry brandy.

BETWEEN THE SHEETS

  • 1 oz. Remy Martin Cognac
  • 1 oz. Cointreau
  • 1 oz. Bacardi Light Rum
  • Dash Lemon Juice

Shake with ice. Strain into a sugar-rimmed glass.

CEMENT MIXER

  • 3/4 shot Irish Cream
  • 1/4 shot Rose’s Lime Juice

Pour ingredients directly into the glass. Let the drink stand for 5 seconds and it will coagulate.

FREDDY FUDPUCKER

  • 1 3/4 oz. Jose Cuervo Tequila
  • 3 oz. Orange Juice
  • 1/4 oz. Liquore Galliano

Stir tequila and orange juice in a rocks glass. Top with Galliano.

LIMP MOOSE

  • 1 oz. Irish Cream
  • 1 oz. Canadian Whisky

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO

  • 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
  • 1 oz. Rhum Barbancourt
  • 1 oz. Banana Liqueur
  • 1 oz. Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain.

PICKLE BACK

  • 1 1/2 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey
  • 1 oz. Chilled Pickle Juice

Pour the Jameson (room temperature) in one shot glass and the pickle juice in another. Shoot the Jameson and chase with the Pickle Juice.

ZIPPERHEAD

  • 1 oz. Stolichnaya Vodka
  • 1 oz. Chambord
  • 1/2 oz. Club Soda

Combine in a shot glass with the club soda on top.

COCKTAILS THAT MAY NOT GO DOWN SO EASILY

GOLD FURNACE

  • 2 oz. Goldschlager
  • 2 dashes Tabasco

Combine in a shot glass.

LIZARD SLIME

  • 1 1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo Mistico Tequila
  • Midori

In a shot glass, float the Midori on top of the tequila.

OIL SLICK

  • 1 oz. Rumple Minze
  • 1 oz. Bourbon

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

IGUANA

  • 1/2 oz. Tequila
  • 1/4 oz. Vodka
  • 3/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur

Combine over ice

INCREDIBLE HULK

  • 1 oz. Hypnotiq
  • 1 oz. Cognac

Layer over ice and then stir for the transformation.

MIND ERASER

  • 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
  • Splash of Tonic Water

Shake the vodka and Kahlua with ice and strain into a shot glass. Top with tonic water.

NEVA

  • 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Chambord
  • Splash Cranberry Juice
  • Soda Water

Combine the first three ingredients in a tall glass. Fill with soda water.

SCORPION

  • 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 1/4 oz. Blackberry Brandy
  • 1/8 oz. Rose’s Grenadine

Combine in a shot glass.

WET SPOT

  • 1 oz. Cuervo Tequila
  • 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.


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